Men can only do so much evil alone.

They need collaborators.

The Hudson Institute initially claimed that Evan Gahr was dismissed because he took a long leap off the deep end, hand in paw with Louis E. Chimpstein.

But Michael Horowitz who bears an uncanny resemblance to Chimpstein--same table manners, equally developed moral faculties and a bit of a hyena himself--privately said otherwise.

He told common acquintances, that Hudson was wrong. But publicly he insisted that the sole cause was improper use of a chimp.

Mr. Gahr told the Yale Law School educated hyena that he knew the truth.

Trapped, Mr. Horowitz then called badgered and frightened Mr. Gahr's father.

"He did what."

"Not even the mafia does that."

"Not even the Russian mafia."

And these are the people who say gay marriage can harm traditonal family life?

Hudson later claimed that Mr. Horowitz had acted as one concerned father to another.

Yeah, it was the most poignant outreach from Washington on behalf of a concerned father since Jane Reno had Elian kidnapped at gun point.

Horowitz: If I thought Evan was fired for his ideas I would have resigned.

Horowitz: "Do you know what Evan did?

Do you know what Evan did?"

Dr. Gahr a.k.a. self-described low class Jew from the Bronx: What did he do?

Horowitz: "He used a stuffed chimp in a television debate."

Dr. Gahr: "I know. I saw it."

Horowitz: "What did you think."

Dr. Gahr: "I thought it was funny."

Michael Horowitz: "Did you see the whole thing?"

Oh other great moments of Horowitz altruism.

Dr. Gahr: What Weyrich said was terrible.

Horowitz: silence

Dr. Gahr: MAYBE THE WHITE HOUSE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.

Horowitz: silence

Dr. Gahr: But they did call to complain about Marshall Wittmann [Hudson employee who embarassed Bush Administration; phone call reported in TNR. Wittmann and Hudon official who took the call now work elsewhere.]

Horowitz: silence

Horowitz: My wife read one of the letters Evan wrote. She said it [suggests Evan might go off the deep end]. You know, she's a doctor

Dr. Gahr: Is she a psychiatrist

Horowitz: no

Dr. Gahr: Then tell her to stick to her specialty

Then Mr. Horowitz really went ape shit. He hectored Dr. Gahr about a passage in the same letter that his demented son had called his relationship with the truth problematic.

Mr. Gahr mocked his refusal to accompany him to a meeting that Paul Weyrich had requested.

"If you're embarassed to be seen in public with me you can wear a KKK hood to the meeeting. After all [as you contended]saying the Jews killed Christ is not anti-Semitic. So [it follows logically] that a KKK hood is not racist.'' But Mr. Horowitz, not known for his sense of humor, took the jibe literally.

Horowitz: Do you know what Evan did? Do you know what Evan did?

Dr. Gahr: What?

Horowitz: He told me to go around in downtown Washington with a KKK hood

Dr. Gahr: [I think he was joking]

Later, Mrs. Gahr said she was frigthened when she heard

Mr. Horowitz keep asking if Dr. Gahr knew his son's heinous deed: "I thought oh no what has he done? What has he done."

Mrs. Gahr, picks up the extension: Who is this? Who is this?

Horowitz: silent

Mrs. Gahr: identify yourself

Dr. Gahr: that's Mrs. Gahr

Mrs. Gahr: Hang up the phone.

Dr. Gahr: [clunk]

Evan Gahr EvanGahr@aol.com has written for the Washington Post, the Wall Street Journal, the New York Post, Washington Jewish Week and many other publications.